TheMarionette-1

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or at least pretend to and do a good job of it prepare your mind for business-y sounding stuff and imagine some announcer-dude saying this in a sales-man type way it has come to my attention that i don't/can't/won't draw anything. Apparently the skills fairy just decided that if i could, it would be so awesome that the world would explode......and we would all die.......so your welcome. And i decided that there is no possible way that i could embarrass myself here so i'm  turning this into an advice column, because i'm better at that than drawing! (applause from invisible audience) so just comment your problems, let me have your problems so